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Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale 10:00 am
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 1 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95....
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Songbird Glory Pop Up
Songbird Glory Pop Up @ West Elm
Dec 2 all-day
Songbird Glory Pop Up @ West Elm
Shop handcrafted jewelry by Jessica Inman that is easy to wear with rough stones, raw materials, and leather.
Career Lab 10:00 am
Career Lab @ General Assembly
Dec 2 @ 10:00 am – 5:00 pm
Career Lab @ General Assembly
Start or advance your career in today’s top tech fields at General Assembly’s Career Lab. Professionals at all experience levels can explore new paths to success in the competitive fields of web development, data, user...
Meet the Author! 1:00 pm
Meet the Author! @ Posman Books
Dec 2 @ 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Meet the Author! @ Posman Books
Book discussion and signing of Sanctuary: A heartwarming Southern mystery set in the small-town of Shiloh. As the town prepares for their annual Christmas in Shiloh festivities, an unsuspecting couple retire there from the shadows...
Sanctuary Author Book Discussion 1:00 pm
Sanctuary Author Book Discussion @ Posman Books
Dec 2 @ 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Sanctuary Author Book Discussion @ Posman Books
Book discussion and signing of Sanctuary: A heartwarming Southern mystery set in the small-town of Shiloh. As the town prepares for their annual Christmas in Shiloh festivities, an unsuspecting couple retire there from the shadows...
Star Fishing Signing with Amy Gelsthorpe! 3:00 pm
Star Fishing Signing with Amy Gelsthorpe! @ Posman Books
Dec 2 @ 3:00 pm
Star Fishing Signing with Amy Gelsthorpe! @ Posman Books
MEET THE AUTHOR OF STAR FISHING ON DEC. 2 AT 3 PM! “When Billy decides he wants to know what stars are made of, he seeks to catch one of his own. Billy doesn’t consider...
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ISOBEL Trunk Show 12:00 pm
ISOBEL Trunk Show @ Boogaloos
Dec 3 @ 12:00 pm – 5:00 pm
ISOBEL Trunk Show @ Boogaloos
Join us at Boogaloos Saturday December 3rd from 12-5 for an Isobel Trunk Show!
St. Jude Bake Sale 5:22 pm
St. Jude Bake Sale @ West Elm
Dec 3 @ 5:22 pm – 6:22 pm
St. Jude Bake Sale @ West Elm
Join us and award winning baker Amanda Faber as we eat sweet treats and help raise money for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. All proceeds go directly to St. Jude.
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J.Crew Hosts Curtis Harding 5:00 pm
J.Crew Hosts Curtis Harding @ J. Crew
Dec 7 @ 5:00 pm – 8:00 pm
J.Crew Hosts Curtis Harding @ J. Crew
Live acoustic set with soul musician and Atlanta native, Curtis Harding today at J.Crew from 5pm-7pm.  
The Frye Company Made for Giving 6:00 pm
The Frye Company Made for Giving @ The Frye Company
Dec 7 @ 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
The Frye Company Made for Giving @ The Frye Company
Join us for a shopping night that helps give back. Shop our Made For Giving event and we’ll donate 10% of the proceeds to Atlanta Community Food Bank. Come in to see the latest Frye...
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Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale 10:00 am
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 8 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95....
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Holiday Makers Mart featuring F&W Handbags and Sherbert Shoppe Stationery
Holiday Makers Mart featuring F&W Handbags and Sherbert Shoppe Stationery @ West Elm
Dec 9 all-day
Holiday Makers Mart featuring F&W Handbags and Sherbert Shoppe Stationery @ West Elm
Shop quality leather bags and calendars and organizers just in time for the new year!
Holiday at Boogaloos 11:00 am
Holiday at Boogaloos @ Boogaloos
Dec 9 @ 11:00 am – 3:00 pm
Holiday at Boogaloos @ Boogaloos
Holiday coloring, juice, and cookies for the kids provided Saturday, December 9th while Mom and Dad do some holiday shopping in store!
Meet the Author! Rafi Kohen 1:00 pm
Meet the Author! Rafi Kohen @ Posman Books
Dec 9 @ 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Meet the Author! Rafi Kohen @ Posman Books
The Arena: Inside the Tailgating, Ticket-Scalping, Mascot-Racing, Dubiously Funded, and Possibly Haunted Monuments of American Sport Riotous fan behavior, behind-the-scenes machinations, and madcap histories dominate in this unrivaled exploration of the modern American sports stadium....
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Meditation Meetup 8:30 am
Meditation Meetup @ The Plaza
Dec 13 @ 8:30 am – 9:00 am
Meditation Meetup @ The Plaza
Meditation might sound like a bunch of magic, but it’s a practice that studies have shown has immense positive impact on your life. So, yogATL and Ponce City Market have come together so you can...
Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales 10:00 am
Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Dec 13 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Boogaloo's 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Countdown ’til Christmas with Boogaloo’s and check off another gift each day during the 12 Days of Christmas sales event. Each day unwraps new discounts at the boutique with special deals all along the way....
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Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale 10:00 am
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 15 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95....
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Ace & Jack Grand Opening Celebration 10:00 am
Ace & Jack Grand Opening Celebration @ Suite W113
Dec 16 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Ace & Jack Grand Opening Celebration @ Suite W113
Ace & Jack, the lifestyle brand for your pet, welcomes you to the grand opening of their shop at Ponce City Market. Join us for a “Buy More/Save More” sale with giveaways and special discounts...
Jen Boaz Trunk Show at Boogaloo’s 10:00 am
Jen Boaz Trunk Show at Boogaloo’s @ Boogaloo's
Dec 16 @ 10:00 am – 5:00 pm
Jen Boaz Trunk Show at Boogaloo's @ Boogaloo's
Local Atlanta jewelry designer Jen Boaz surprises Boogaloo’s shoppers with a Holiday Trunk Show. Showcasing her unique creations perfect for gifting (or keeping), Boaz also offers 20% off during the show, as well as a chance...
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Alex & Ani Holiday Sale 10:00 am
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
Dec 18 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
It’s the final countdown for Christmas shopping so Alex & Ani help make the season bright with 30% off all holiday products from 12/17 through 12/25.
Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales 10:00 am
Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Dec 18 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Boogaloo's 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Countdown ’til Christmas with Boogaloo’s and check off another gift each day during the 12 Days of Christmas sales event. Each day unwraps new discounts at the boutique with special deals all along the way....
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Meet the Author at Books & Booze- Mark Pendergrast 7:00 pm
Meet the Author at Books & Booze- Mark Pendergrast @ Posman Books
Dec 19 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Meet the Author at Books & Booze- Mark Pendergrast @ Posman Books
Meet Author, Mark Pendergrast, at a very special Books and Booze at the City Winery. Mark is the celebrated author of City on the Verge, an Atlanta bestseller! Acclaimed author Mark Pendergrast presents a deeply...
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Alex & Ani Holiday Sale 10:00 am
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
Dec 20 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
It’s the final countdown for Christmas shopping so Alex & Ani help make the season bright with 30% off all holiday products from 12/17 through 12/25.
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale 10:00 am
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 20 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95....
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Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales 10:00 am
Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Dec 21 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Boogaloo's 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Countdown ’til Christmas with Boogaloo’s and check off another gift each day during the 12 Days of Christmas sales event. Each day unwraps new discounts at the boutique with special deals all along the way....
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Fab Friday
Fab Friday @ Boogaloos
Dec 22 all-day
Fab Friday @ Boogaloos
20% off all day in store at Boogaloos Friday, December 22nd.
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale 10:00 am
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
Dec 22 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
It’s the final countdown for Christmas shopping so Alex & Ani help make the season bright with 30% off all holiday products from 12/17 through 12/25.
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Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales 12:00 pm
Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Dec 24 @ 12:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Boogaloo's 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Countdown ’til Christmas with Boogaloo’s and check off another gift each day during the 12 Days of Christmas sales event. Each day unwraps new discounts at the boutique with special deals all along the way....
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Alex & Ani Charity Sale 10:00 am
Alex & Ani Charity Sale @ Alex & Ani
Dec 26 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Alex & Ani Charity Sale @ Alex & Ani
Shop the Alex & Ani Charity Sale event! From 12/26/17 through 1/15/18 , shoppers save up to 40% while supporting Flying Kites’ mission to empower children in Kenya through education.
Marcus Johnson 8:00 pm
Marcus Johnson @ City Winery
Dec 26 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Marcus Johnson @ City Winery
Marcus Johnson is Atlanta’s premiere jazz keyboardist and host of WCLK’s ‘”Catch the Flo.” An independent Billboard-ranked musician and NAACP Image Award-nominated jazz keyboardist and pianist, Johnson is also the CEO and Founder of FLO...
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Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale 10:00 am
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 28 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95....
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Alex & Ani Charity Sale 10:00 am
Alex & Ani Charity Sale @ Alex & Ani
Dec 29 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Alex & Ani Charity Sale @ Alex & Ani
Shop the Alex & Ani Charity Sale event! From 12/26/17 through 1/15/18 , shoppers save up to 40% while supporting Flying Kites’ mission to empower children in Kenya through education.
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Beauty Class: Smokey Eye 9:30 am
Beauty Class: Smokey Eye @ Sephora
Dec 31 @ 9:30 am
Beauty Class: Smokey Eye @ Sephora
60-90 minute class to learn and perfect your smokey eye.

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January 19 | 8:30 pm to 9:30 pm

Bucket List Comedy

RoleCall Theater

Open Mic Night at RoleCall Theater hosted by Alyx Libby. Join us every Tuesday night to see some of Atlanta’s best stand-up comics plus YOU! Audience members will have a chance to get on stage and test their jokes. Just sign up with the host between doors open (8PM) and showtime (8:30PM) for a chance to kick off your comedy bucket list.

$10 tickets online/$15 tickets at the door–This is an INDOOR show. Please wear your mask.

Dec
8
Fri
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 8 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.

All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95. Pile up the savings! (Cannot be combined with other offers/promotions.)

Dec
9
Sat
Holiday Makers Mart featuring F&W Handbags and Sherbert Shoppe Stationery @ West Elm
Dec 9 all-day
Holiday Makers Mart featuring F&W Handbags and Sherbert Shoppe Stationery @ West Elm

Shop quality leather bags and calendars and organizers just in time for the new year!

Holiday at Boogaloos @ Boogaloos
Dec 9 @ 11:00 am – 3:00 pm
Holiday at Boogaloos @ Boogaloos

Holiday coloring, juice, and cookies for the kids provided Saturday, December 9th while Mom and Dad do some holiday shopping in store!

Meet the Author! Rafi Kohen @ Posman Books
Dec 9 @ 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Meet the Author! Rafi Kohen @ Posman Books

The Arena: Inside the Tailgating, Ticket-Scalping, Mascot-Racing, Dubiously Funded, and Possibly Haunted Monuments of American Sport
Riotous fan behavior, behind-the-scenes machinations, and madcap histories dominate in this unrivaled exploration of the modern American sports stadium.
Meet the author of this free for all on December 9th from 1pm – 3pm. This is a great gift book for the Sports fanatic on your list.

Dec
13
Wed
Meditation Meetup @ The Plaza
Dec 13 @ 8:30 am – 9:00 am
Meditation Meetup @ The Plaza

Meditation might sound like a bunch of magic, but it’s a practice that studies have shown has immense positive impact on your life. So, yogATL and Ponce City Market have come together so you can take a moment to breathe. For the month of November we are “Detaching with Love”. With the stress of the upcoming holiday season, it is important to not only focus on honoring and respecting family, but also ourselves. Meghan Ann Martin of yogATL will lead us in a meditation session so you can focus on what matters. Lucky Lotus will be sampling some of their new breakfast menu items, while Modern Mystic will have all the tools to help make your meditation personalized with crystals and altars.

 

Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Dec 13 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Boogaloo's 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM

Countdown ’til Christmas with Boogaloo’s and check off another gift each day during the 12 Days of Christmas sales event. Each day unwraps new discounts at the boutique with special deals all along the way.

  • 12/13 & 12/14: Friends & family score 25% off all apparel
  • 12/14: Jewelry 15% off
  • 12/15: Denim 20% off
  • 12/16: Extra 25% off all sale items
  • 12/17: Dresses  20% off
  • 12/18: Take 15% entire store
  • 12/19: Home items 20% off
  • 12/20: Tops 20% off
  • 12/21: Pants & skirts 20% off
  • 12/22: Sweaters 20% off
  • 12/23: Velvet 20 % off
  • 12/24: Take 15% off entire store

 

Dec
15
Fri
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 15 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.

All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95. Pile up the savings! (Cannot be combined with other offers/promotions.)

Dec
16
Sat
Ace & Jack Grand Opening Celebration @ Suite W113
Dec 16 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Ace & Jack Grand Opening Celebration @ Suite W113

Ace & Jack, the lifestyle brand for your pet, welcomes you to the grand opening of their shop at Ponce City Market. Join us for a “Buy More/Save More” sale with giveaways and special discounts all day. Browse a boutique of creature comforts that include bedding, treats, collars, leashes, and the premium brands pets prefer.

Jen Boaz Trunk Show at Boogaloo’s @ Boogaloo's
Dec 16 @ 10:00 am – 5:00 pm
Jen Boaz Trunk Show at Boogaloo's @ Boogaloo's

Local Atlanta jewelry designer Jen Boaz surprises Boogaloo’s shoppers with a Holiday Trunk Show. Showcasing her unique creations perfect for gifting (or keeping), Boaz also offers 20% off during the show, as well as a chance to win a free piece.

 

Dec
18
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Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
Dec 18 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM

It’s the final countdown for Christmas shopping so Alex & Ani help make the season bright with 30% off all holiday products from 12/17 through 12/25.

2021-01-19 20:30:00 2021-01-19 21:30:00 America/New_York Bucket List Comedy Open Mic Night at RoleCall Theater hosted by Alyx Libby. Join us every Tuesday night to see some of Atlanta’s best stand-up comics plus YOU! Audience members will have a chance to get on stage and test their jokes. Just sign up with the host between doors open (8PM) and showtime (8:30PM) for a chance to kick off your comedy bucket list. $10 tickets online/$15 tickets at the door--This is an INDOOR show. Please wear your mask. RoleCall Theater

January 19 | 10:00 pm to 11:00 pm

Game Night Remix

RoleCall Theater

Join us for a game night like you have never played before, led by some crazy improvisers–from classic childhood favorites to Cards Against Humanity. RoleCall takes several game night classics and combines them into one ultimate game. Come ready to play with some of Atlanta’s talented improv actors and enjoy Game Night Remix.

Dec
8
Fri
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 8 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.

All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95. Pile up the savings! (Cannot be combined with other offers/promotions.)

Dec
9
Sat
Holiday Makers Mart featuring F&W Handbags and Sherbert Shoppe Stationery @ West Elm
Dec 9 all-day
Holiday Makers Mart featuring F&W Handbags and Sherbert Shoppe Stationery @ West Elm

Shop quality leather bags and calendars and organizers just in time for the new year!

Holiday at Boogaloos @ Boogaloos
Dec 9 @ 11:00 am – 3:00 pm
Holiday at Boogaloos @ Boogaloos

Holiday coloring, juice, and cookies for the kids provided Saturday, December 9th while Mom and Dad do some holiday shopping in store!

Meet the Author! Rafi Kohen @ Posman Books
Dec 9 @ 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Meet the Author! Rafi Kohen @ Posman Books

The Arena: Inside the Tailgating, Ticket-Scalping, Mascot-Racing, Dubiously Funded, and Possibly Haunted Monuments of American Sport
Riotous fan behavior, behind-the-scenes machinations, and madcap histories dominate in this unrivaled exploration of the modern American sports stadium.
Meet the author of this free for all on December 9th from 1pm – 3pm. This is a great gift book for the Sports fanatic on your list.

Dec
13
Wed
Meditation Meetup @ The Plaza
Dec 13 @ 8:30 am – 9:00 am
Meditation Meetup @ The Plaza

Meditation might sound like a bunch of magic, but it’s a practice that studies have shown has immense positive impact on your life. So, yogATL and Ponce City Market have come together so you can take a moment to breathe. For the month of November we are “Detaching with Love”. With the stress of the upcoming holiday season, it is important to not only focus on honoring and respecting family, but also ourselves. Meghan Ann Martin of yogATL will lead us in a meditation session so you can focus on what matters. Lucky Lotus will be sampling some of their new breakfast menu items, while Modern Mystic will have all the tools to help make your meditation personalized with crystals and altars.

 

Boogaloo’s 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM
Dec 13 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Boogaloo's 12 Days of Christmas Sales @ Boogaloo's at PCM

Countdown ’til Christmas with Boogaloo’s and check off another gift each day during the 12 Days of Christmas sales event. Each day unwraps new discounts at the boutique with special deals all along the way.

  • 12/13 & 12/14: Friends & family score 25% off all apparel
  • 12/14: Jewelry 15% off
  • 12/15: Denim 20% off
  • 12/16: Extra 25% off all sale items
  • 12/17: Dresses  20% off
  • 12/18: Take 15% entire store
  • 12/19: Home items 20% off
  • 12/20: Tops 20% off
  • 12/21: Pants & skirts 20% off
  • 12/22: Sweaters 20% off
  • 12/23: Velvet 20 % off
  • 12/24: Take 15% off entire store

 

Dec
15
Fri
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.
Dec 15 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Sugarboo & Co. Pillow Sale @ Sugarboo & Co.

All month long, Sugarboo & Co. presents special sale offers on our pillows. Pillows that are regularly priced at $120 are on sale for $85; those regularly priced at $140 are on sale for $95. Pile up the savings! (Cannot be combined with other offers/promotions.)

Dec
16
Sat
Ace & Jack Grand Opening Celebration @ Suite W113
Dec 16 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Ace & Jack Grand Opening Celebration @ Suite W113

Ace & Jack, the lifestyle brand for your pet, welcomes you to the grand opening of their shop at Ponce City Market. Join us for a “Buy More/Save More” sale with giveaways and special discounts all day. Browse a boutique of creature comforts that include bedding, treats, collars, leashes, and the premium brands pets prefer.

Jen Boaz Trunk Show at Boogaloo’s @ Boogaloo's
Dec 16 @ 10:00 am – 5:00 pm
Jen Boaz Trunk Show at Boogaloo's @ Boogaloo's

Local Atlanta jewelry designer Jen Boaz surprises Boogaloo’s shoppers with a Holiday Trunk Show. Showcasing her unique creations perfect for gifting (or keeping), Boaz also offers 20% off during the show, as well as a chance to win a free piece.

 

Dec
18
Mon
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM
Dec 18 @ 10:00 am – 9:00 pm
Alex & Ani Holiday Sale @ Alex & Ani at PCM

It’s the final countdown for Christmas shopping so Alex & Ani help make the season bright with 30% off all holiday products from 12/17 through 12/25.

2021-01-19 22:00:00 2021-01-19 23:00:00 America/New_York Game Night Remix Join us for a game night like you have never played before, led by some crazy improvisers--from classic childhood favorites to Cards Against Humanity. RoleCall takes several game night classics and combines them into one ultimate game. Come ready to play with some of Atlanta's talented improv actors and enjoy Game Night Remix. RoleCall Theater

January 20 | 8:30 pm to 9:30 pm

Seven-Minute Shakespeare

RoleCall Theater

Seven Shakespeare plays, each told in seven minutes in modern-day language. Live SparkNotes version. Get ready for some laughs.